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I will miss the laughter that you brought and I continued in class and never got caught.  I just got mines minus points.  I hope you have fun during the summer cause I won't.  I will be in summer school.

Jake E.

I deeply regreat that school is over and I will not see you in class.

That's me... I'm like a humor ninja... always bringing it but never getting caught (except that one time Mr. Green saw that I mouthed the word "boring" to Kevin and then called me out AND booted me from class, which totally doesn't count because it was a made-up class called "Preface B" [does anyone really know what that is?]).  My friend Jake E. is like a yearbook-signing ninja.  Just when you think you're done reading his entry, you turn the page and there's more.  He throws you off by signing his name on each page, and leaves a postscript without the tell-tale acronym.